Monday, January 18, 2016

Book quotes: The Oxford Book of Humourous Quotations (3rd installment)

I'm free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W.C. Fields

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L.Sayers

'Classic'. A book which people praise but don't read. - Mark Twain

I went to a restaurant that served 'breakfast any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.  - Rita Mae Brown

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. - Anonymous.

Rise early. Work late. Strike oil. - John Paul Getty

It's difficult to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys. - Helen Osbourne

There's no deodorant like success. - Elizabeth Taylor

Whenever a friend succeeds, something in me dies.  - Gore \Vidal

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