Sunday, September 09, 2012

BIC pens for Her



BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - BlackThere are some great Amazon reviews for the "BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen". My favourite paragraph from the countless comedy reviews:

"Normally my hand writing is defined and strong, as if chiselled in granite by the Greek gods themselves, however upon signing my name I noticed that my signature was uncharacteristically meandering and looping. More worryingly the dots above the I's manifested themselves as hearts, and I found myself finishing off the signature with a smiley face and kisses. Obviously I had no choice but to challenge the delivery man to a gun fight on the rim of an erupting volcano in order to reassert my dominance. Had I not won this honourable duel this particular mistake might have resulted in a situation that no amount of expensive single malt whiskey and Cuban cigars could banish. I leave this review here as a warning to all men about the dangers of using this particular device, and suffice-it-to-say will return to signing my name with a nail gun as normal"

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