RM Clubhouse

Making the most of the last few days of sunshine we played around six hours of golf this Sunday.
The scorecard is taking a new shape. I seem to have hit a plateau, with an average of 35-36, while the rest of crew are closing in on the holy land (breaking 40). Highlights:
* Me and Abdul put in solid performances, but our averages notch a few decimal points higher.
* Levi pulls out some monster puts to take his 5-game average all the way down to 42.8.
* Ijaz joins the party, and is seen practising verbal self-harm after missing a few 'gimme' puts.
* After abusing the friendly Mulligan rule, sometimes taking as many as 3 Mulligans on a single hole, we establish a quota of 1 Mulligan per player, per round.
* We note the population of squirrels has grown in past weeks, while the population of rabbits receded. The seasons are changing.





2 comments:
Its happened.. My name is gone!!! sob sob
Using the quote 'I be back' seems v appropiate at the moment or I should think what Steven Seagal would do in this situation....
on the scores. not bad chicos. you guys are going to know that course inside out. move to 18 hole or is it like good ole trainers - cant get enough of them
Mal
Too funny. Fear not, the go hard Hong Kong brother is always there in the master spreadsheet...just not in this bit of it because its a five game average, and we've only got three scores for you ... so you've got a lot of catching up to do on your return!
Scorewise, me and Abs are flat lining...maybe it's time to resort to the old performance enhancing drugs !
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