The RMF Clubhouse

Jolly good golfing expedition yesterday, what. It felt a little odd, mind, not once having to dive into the woods to escape torrential rain. The highlights:

• Abs - Had me on the floor in laughter when a series of tee-offs flew off at right angles straight into neighbouring bushes. Far and away the best comedic performance to date. With a little assistance from our good friend, 'Mr Mulligan', Abs pulls his handicap down a few decimal points and gets ever closer to breaking his average of 5 shots per hole.
  
• Levi - Using the trusty P-wedge at every opportunity, all previous records are smashed with a truly stunning show of form. A new personal best of 43 beats the previous PB by a full ten strokes! And all of this is achieved with a unique putting styles that continues to amaze on-lookers; the thinking seems to be the closer the ball is to the hole, the greater is the certainty of it going in, so it can be struck that much harder!
  
• Priyesh (aka 'The Dedicated') - Absent from the course yesterday, but we could have found him on the local driving range (twice that day!), getting secret tips from a 4-handicapper. It's like Rocky when he goes to the Russian mountains to do training!
  
• Me - After a horrible first round, I decided the Nike ball that I had found and was using had been cursed by it's previous owner I decided to ditch this sphere of evil, replacing it with my trusty (cheap) Donnay ball that had served me in recent weeks. At that instant my luck changed and I produced a nice round of 31. A couple of decent rounds bring me that little bit closer to breaking the 4-shot-per-hole average.
  

Here is the updated scorecard: